There’s a part of me that wants to make a video of shit people say to expats…
- “Oh. My. God. Say something in that language!”
- “Wow. That is so cosmo!”
- “Do they have grass there? … No, I mean trees and grass and shit.”
- “Who would want to leave here?!”
- “So are you American?”
- “You’re so not American.”
- “Does that make you a terrorist?”
- “Ching chong ting tong ling long. Okay, what did I just say?”
- “I’m not racist, but …”
- “Not to sound racist, but …”
- “I’m not racist, but …”
- “Are they yellow over there?”
- “What do you eat?”
- “What is that accent?!”
- “Can you vote?”
- “What do you mean you don’t know that?! Everyone knows that!”
- “Oh, you lived in China, are you Japanese?”
